screwed up math test. made careless mistake for chem. gave a content-lacking presentation.
what the heck, tuesday is over.
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Once a rabbit hopped under a tree and looked up. It saw a bird perched at the top, just sitting there and doing nothing. The rabbit asked the bird, "Can I be just like you and sit around doing nothing?" The bird replied, "Sure." So the rabbit sat at the bottom of the tree and did nothing. Along came a fox and ate up the rabbit.
Moral: If you want to sit around and do nothing, be sure you're at the top
It was cold, bitter winter, and a lone turkey was wandering around in the woods, lost. It wanted to fly up a tree and look around to see if it could find anything familiar in the landscape. However, despite many attempts to fly up to the top of the tree, it failed, as it had been wandering for a long time and was weak. Along came a bull, who asked the turkey what it was trying to do. At the turkey's explanation, the bull suggested, "Why don't you eat some of my shit to give you enough energy to fly up to the tree?" The turkey consented. Sure enough, it had enough energy to fly up the tree. However, a hunter shot it down.
Moral: Bullshit can get you to the top, but it can't keep you there.
There was a fierce winter storm blowing, and a bird dropped down to the ground, too cold and frozen to fly any longer. It knew its end was near. Suddenly, a bull walked past and shitted on the bird. The bird fell deeper into despair. 'I'm already going to die, do I have to suffer this kind of humiliation before I go?' Suddenly, it realised that the shit was warm, and he was beginning to feel less frozen. Soon, he would be able to fly again. In his joy, he started to sing a happy song. A cat heard the song, dug the bird out of the shit, and ate him up.
1st Moral: The person who lands you in shit may not be your enemy, the person who gets you out of shit may not be your friend.
2nd Moral: When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.
